Admit it. This isn't my worst splinter. The fact you're reading this means you, on some deep, interpersonal level, want to drink out of my head. Who knows? You might like it. It might even become a "thing." Not that it's my business to judge.

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- Material: 100% glossy ceramic
- 15oz (0.44 l)
- Microwave and dishwasher safe

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