What could it be? Fancy santas? A dog that doubles in age? Olive Garden breadsticks? An email from Equius? Real artisanal rocks? A live tuna? Wooden figures of folktale origin? All this and more, could* be in this box. Take your chance AND time out of Hussie and Vibri's day! Shit, let's be Santa.

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These boxes are in limited quantity, when they sell out, there won't be anymore unless we decide to bring them back at a much later date.

There are:
2 50$ boxes
2 100$ boxes
2 250$ boxes
1 1000$ box

What you will receive in your box will be limit to the value of the box and what is available at the antique stores we visit, we will spend the entire amount of your boxes value on the trinkets.

We cannot guarantee anything you will get, the contents will be a mystery, if you buy this you are agreeing to and acknowledging that you will be getting a box filled with extremely random/stupid trinkets, and thus, no refunds.

The only guarantee is that each box will have at least 1 of the items signed by Hussie.

This is a joke product. Made for fun. With the intention of being silly..because we thought it would be fun to do this. Please only purchase this if you too are filled with whimsy and fun in your heart.

If you purchase a box and are able to I would like to be in contact with you at some point about it to let you know when we're shipping and to keep you up to date in-case these take a bit to assemble, please either keep an eye out for emails from homestuckofficialstore for updates OR @ Vibri in the HSO Discord to let her know you purchased a box