The Duckonomicon. The tome of legend. Whomst dare; the secret of the ducks. They MUST speak. They MUST. Secrets passed from generation to generation. From mama duck to mama duck. Chants. Rituals. For years, humanity envied their secrets, most of all the gift of flight. Today, they will speak. They MUST speak. No more innocent quacking. No more playing the fools. I'll waterboard a thousand birds if it means knowing their secrets! SPEAK, SON OF EGG!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!! HOW DO YOU FLY??? HOW?? SPEAK, YOU ROUND CRETIN!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS TO ME!!!!! 

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Shirt Size Guide (Length/Width)

SX- L: 27 W: 16
S- L: 28 W: 18
M- L:  29 W: 20
L- L: 30 W: 22
XL- L: 31 W: 24
2XL- L: 32 W: 26
3XL- L: 33 W: 28
4XL- L: 34 W: 30
5XL- L: 35 W: 32

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- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² 
- DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
- Tear-away label
- No price increase for plus-size

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